USA Today published a feature on Bret Bielema Monday evening. It's really nothing earth-shattering if you've been following Bielema closely for the last several months, but after reading it, it is a pretty good indication of what we can probably expect from Bielema's appearance at SEC Media Days on Wednesday.
There's going to be lots of talk about 0-8, the 10-second rule, Gus Malzahn, and so on and so forth. There's going to be lots of people who haven't known much at all about Bielema other than that stuff, so that's what I basically expect.
However, our friends at Good Bull Hunting do have some correspondents there, and here's hoping they ask him about the name BERT. That's my hope.
Otherwise, expect a generic rundown of the position groups. A coachspeak answer to how much better Arkansas is, and so forth.
Of course, there is always a chance Bielema could say something that will spawn all the collective indignity of the gathered media. That's what he's also known for. As he says in that USA Today piece. "It's hard to fake being you."