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Me Thinks Our Quarterback May Suffer from OCD

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Ryan Mallet's appearance yesterday on ESPN2's "First Take" brought about the revelation that he likes to shower a lot, like somewhere in the ballpark of five times a day. Dear god, Ryan - have you no consideration for the protective oils that your skin produces naturally? And if you don't care about them, then think about Mother Earth. She's one overextended broad these days.