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Things You Could Have Done Instead of Watching Arkansas Playing Auburn

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It’s a much more fun list.

NCAA Basketball: Arkansas at Auburn John Reed-USA TODAY Sports

So your average basketball game is right around two hours. Arkansas’ game against Auburn was no different. And if you saw all of that then poor you. Here’s a list of things you could have done instead that would have been much more enjoyable and fun.

  • Gotten ready for the Oscars. You could have gotten through almost all of Black Panther’s 2 hour and 15 minute run time.
  • If you wanted to watch Infinity War you’re only getting through about 2/3rds of that.
  • Rounded up some perfect pelts so Bill can put together a new satchel for you.
  • Listened to roughly 20% of an episode of a Dan Carlin podcast.
  • There were probably other basketball games on.

Oh? Zion got hurt? Well never mind then.

  • Done some laundry.
  • Rewatch the last ten laps of the Daytona 500.
  • Watch this video of the baseball team beating Auburn 120 times.

This list is non exhaustive.