The surreal process that is Ryan Mallett's up and down NFL draft evaluation took another odd twist today, with multimedia sensation/celebrity drug casualty Charlie Sheen calling into Dan Patrick's radio show and making a joke about Mallett (who had been on earlier).
Everyone's favorite possibly crazy loose cannon was quoted as saying, with a laugh: "Hey, can you call Ryan Mallett back and tell him that he left his bong, he left his herb, his sensimilla, he left it all at my house. And I’m like, ‘I’m drug-free – come get this stuff, young man!"
Regrettably, Sheen did not offer his opinion on Mallett's #winner and/or tiger blood status...that would have been a real boon to draftniks everywhere.