Via the wonders of SB Nation's jaw-dropping technology, I composed this post in the wee hours of this morning and scheduled it to publish this evening. I realize the preceding sentence may have blown your mind a little bit, so I'll pause a few seconds for you to compose yourself ...
The reason I did so is because I'm traveling this weekend and will be away from a computer this evening (our generous slice of federal stimulus money ran out before I could buy a laptop).
Anyhoo, consider this your place to either celebrate a victory or bemoan a loss. See you soon.