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Rasputin Unveils His Ole Miss Prediction. What's Yours?

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In anticipation of tomorrow's battle against Ole Miss, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. After spending hours upon hours chanting, fasting and praying, Rasputin - who spent the bye week cavorting with old flame Barbara Walters on nude beaches in the south of France - offered the following prognostication:

"With autumn's crisp grip upon us at last,
The Hogs are visited by a figure from the past.

He gave us some good times, we all have to say,
But his era unraveled in a most messy way.

And now his "new" job seems to be drawing to a close,
With his recruits onboard, the bloom is off his rose.

But famed for the upset, Sir Nutt doth be,
A defeat of the Hogs tomorrow - is that what we'll see?

Fear not, my friends: with the Hogs, the Rebels can't cope,
on this day at least, they won't hang on to the rope!

The mighty warriors of Arkansas - 45,
the mighty warriors of Mississippi - 14."

Well, that's enough from Rasputin. Let's hear from you. Vote in the poll, and pipe up in the comments thread.