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Rasputin Unveils His Texas A&M Prediction. What's Yours?


In anticipation of tomorrow's battle against the Aggies, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly hundreds-of-years-old Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. Rasputin - who befriended The Beatles at the Maharishi's meditation retreat and who also reportedly contributed backing vocals to "Hey Jude" - has been a rabid Razorbacks football fan since the program's debut in 1894.

His forecast is after the jump:

"On the 70th birthday of my long-departed and most dear friend,
It shall give me considerable comfort to watch my beloved Hogs win

They may show some rust and be sluggish at the start,
but this week, at least, the Hogs won't break my heart.

Next week, we may well find trouble on the road,
But tomorrow, all shall be well in Jerry's humble abode.

The mighty and gallant warriors of Arkansas - 38,
the worthy and most honorable warriors of Texas A&M - 24."

Well, we've heard from Rasputin. Now let's hear from you: