We're guessing Matt Jones never saw "Desperate Lives," a made-for-TV, anti-drug movie starring a young Helen Hunt that was designed to scare the ever-living-sh*t out of kids. Or if he did, the movie certainly didn't have the desired effect. Take a look at the clip below. Who in their right mind would ever think of touching any narcotic after such powerful scenes? How Ms. Hunt didn't win an Emmy, we'll never know.