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Rasputin Makes His Alabama Prediction. What's Yours?

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In anticipation of today's battle against Alabama, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. A deeply emotional and volatile man, Rasputin has been a rabid Razorbacks football fan since the program's debut in 1894.

His game forecast is after the jump:

"While contemplating this gentle fall rain,
I am overcome by feelings of dread and of pain.

Oh from these feelings, I wish I could hide,
but I foresee defeat at the hands of the Tide.

Too inexperienced is the offensive line,
And Jake B's absence won't help the swine.

The mighty warriors of Alabama - 28,
the mighty warriors of Arkansas - 21."

Well, we've heard from Rasputin. Now let's hear from you. Vote in the poll, and pipe up in the comments thread.