I generally do not post but enjoy comments from those who do. While I am not even in the same room, much less the same class, as the mighty Rasputin, I give my only post paying homage to the Master.
Ode to the Pig
Ugly is the boot that we long to hail
And glorious is the battle and the game it entails
For what better reason to don the snout
But for a miraculous game and a serious rout
The “Voodoo King” and his band of Tigers
Have many a win (to the chagrin of others)
Number five in the nation is our arch nemesis
How might we prevail against our Louisiana tempest
It shall be by the sweat of the prehensile nose
By the dominant art using Offensive prose
And shall the Defense agree to engage
It may very well be a win for the age
The “Voodoo King” has thrust his last pin
The Hogs suffer early, but the end will be great
LSU and hatter will post thirty-seven
The Hogs are victorious and post thirty-eight