Dear Coach Pelphrey,
This has been a dreary month for Razorback basketball. The last few days have been particularly depressing. However, there is one thing that would lift the spirits of Hog fans everywhere and would certainly give us more than a puncher's chance against the Wildcats. It worked the last time we saw it.
Be bold, John: Tap into its awesome powers - and let the healing begin.
Yes, it's time to break out the red jacket.